Brian Kerns

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Brian Kerns has a unique outspoken voice. Somehow balancing his charming wit with an irreverent viewpoint, Brian's humor has been well received in clubs all across the U.S. He has spent time in LA honing his craft at clubs including the Comedy Store, Hollywood Improv and Laugh Factory. He was a judges' selection in NBC's Last Comic Standing, appeared on the Peoples Court and was in the audience of the Price is Right. His unparalleled insight into life is both entertaining and memorable. His random thoughts will keep any crowd rolling.

Born in PA, Brian later moved to Northern VA where he began his stand up comedy career. His one liners are both thought provoking and funny. He has taken improv classes at the Upright Citizens Brigade in NYC as well as a sketch writing course at Second City NY. While in New York he performed at Gotham Comedy Club, the Comedy Cellar and Carolines on Broadway to name a few.

As a kid he would get up late at night and sneak into the living room to watch Johnny Carson. His mom let him watch Porky's early on, which permanately effected what he saw as funny. He got into trouble at home for using profane language. His dad would point at the ceiling and say "the ceilings aren't black so you can't swear in here." Brian found his black ceilings in standup comedy.

Brian is from a close-knit dysfunctional blended family and has three sisters, two named Kristina. He married a cat lady, and he might be a cat dude. Which he will neither confirm nor deny. Brian has overcome much adversity in life to prepare him for the stage. He is never far from a funny notion, transforming his pain into something tangible for his audiences to enjoy. Brian is one of the hottest comedians on either coast.