Dave Jenkins
Yonkers, NY

Inquire about Dave Jenkins

Dave has tiny hands and fantastic hair.

Dave Jenkins is a stand-up comic and comedic actor based in New York City. He is a small furry man who grew up Catholic with three older sisters, and that hasn't affected his love life at all. Dave's humor jumps from silly to morbid in a flash. He'll make a really good point and ruin it by saying something remarkably stupid, because stupid people have more fun.

And a joke...
My girlfriend just got fired over a drug test, which is odd since she hasn't done drugs since we met. But I have. And she swallows. Apparently, that did it. Ya know how they say if a guy eats fruit his cum tastes like fruit? Well, if a guy eats enough shrooms & LSD his cum tastes like unemployment.