Kyle Chrise
Van Nuys, CA

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A Wannabe Rockstar who somehow has a wife, a career and a mortgage.

Biography
Kyle was born and raised in the hills of Pennsylvania. He left the small town and chased his rock n roll dreams to New York City, where he unintentionally rose the ranks at the Fox News Channel. Today, he has a wife he doesn't deserve, a career he doesn't want, and a mortgage he can't afford. Even worse, he still thinks he's one gig away from rockstardom.

And a joke...
I can always tell when I'm putting on weight. The first place I see it is in my wife's eyes.