Nimesh Patel
New York City

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Writer. Comedian. Not an asshole.

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Writer. Comedian. Not an asshole.

Dear friends, Thank you for voting for me. Also, some-if not all-of you, please stop voting for the hot girls. They always get what they want. And if I make it, I'll introduce you to them, because you know they're going to make it anyway.

I'm aware I say God Damnit a lot. I'm angry. I'm aware I spelled Dhalsim wrong. I have verbal dyslexia. I'm also aware I pick at the left side of my face a lot. No explanation for that one.

I'm at www.findingnimesh.com and www.facebook.com/FindingNimesh.